would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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