You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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