her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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