i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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