So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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