Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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