She is in my trunk
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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