Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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