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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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No. I am devastated

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(855): I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts? (855): No. I am devastated http://tfl.nu/0cqz

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My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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(913): My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me http://tfl.nu/wgqk

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(954): View more from Florida

I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.

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(954): I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened. http://tfl.nu/wvm1

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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop

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(330): If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop http://tfl.nu/zan9

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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(806): Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients http://tfl.nu/si73

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this study room smells like vodka

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the study room thinks the same about you

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(573): this study room smells like vodka (310): the study room thinks the same about you http://tfl.nu/w62g

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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.

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(519): Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die. http://tfl.nu/wxg3

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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(253): Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style. http://tfl.nu/lnre

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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids

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(773): halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids http://tfl.nu/g564

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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.

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(781): I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on. http://tfl.nu/begu

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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.

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(910): Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job. http://tfl.nu/jru8

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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.

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(408): A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe. http://tfl.nu/7qkp

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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else

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(732): i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else http://tfl.nu/vcs9

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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.

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(917): I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting. http://tfl.nu/4lzp

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