Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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