were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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