I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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