I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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