You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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