omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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