Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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