Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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