so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He kissed a someone with a penis
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
FUCK WHALES
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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