Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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