so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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