The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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