Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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