Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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