they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
what day is it and did you see me today?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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