I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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