M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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