at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize