my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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