Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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