It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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