Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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