well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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