when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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