Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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