Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Is it penis luge time yet?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm always down for nudity.
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