Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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