At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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