you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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