it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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