i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
tell me about the fingering
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