yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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