Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
there was a trapeze. enough said
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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