She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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