I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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