I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize