Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So vagazzling was a success
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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