found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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