I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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