if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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