I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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